Brand Haiku – Delta

Wow! Kudos everyone for fantastic entries. Picking a winner was WAAAAY harder than I expected. My favorite is......(drum roll).......Becca G with:

AT&T Jerk-
This call may be recorded.
Dont make me call twice

Summarized very succinctly a circumstance we've all had. Well done!

I also really liked Mpace101, Susan Baier, and Michael Cary. As haikus, they were perhaps my favorite. But, because this is #brandhaiku, and they didn't reference particular brand experiences as much as Becca, she wins a copy of The NOW Revolution.

Thanks again to all for playing. We'll have more contests and giveaways as we get closer to book launch date (Feb 1, 2011).

AT&T Jerk-
This call may be recorded.
Dont make me call twice

Oh, Dunkin Donuts!
Your goodness kisses my lips
And clings to my thighs

Wow! Kudos everyone for fantastic entries. Picking a winner was WAAAAY harder than I expected. My favorite is......(drum roll).......Becca G with:

AT&T Jerk-
“This call may be recorded.”
Don’t make me call twice

Summarized very succinctly a circumstance we've all had. Well done!

I also really liked Mpace101, Susan Baier, and Michael Cary. As haikus, they were perhaps my favorite. But, because this is #brandhaiku, and they didn't reference particular brand experiences as much as Becca, she wins a copy of The NOW Revolution.

Thanks again to all for playing. We'll have more contests and giveaways as we get closer to book launch date (Feb 1, 2011).

Had some extra time
But Dunks forgot my cream cheese
Not returning there

I hate when you can't take comments back. Ok, trying again:

black friday next year
target wal-mart toys r us
after july 4th

at&t stinks
wonder how long line will be
when "viphone" hits nyc

So hard to tell a joke when screw it up and have to start over, isn't it? - sf

at&t stinks
wonder how long line will be
when "v-iphone" hits town

black friday next year
target wal-mart toys r us
right after july 4th

Hi Iphone You suck
HTC EVO; I sprint
Wait what? 4G fee....

twitter me this~
140 characters
lifelong connections

Social Media is not
A place to broadcast
rather a place to engage

Apple is my fave,
Ev'rything intuitive,
Simple in design.

Its dark driving home
Its dark waking up today
November is cold

LOL! Havent written a haiku since 7th grade!

Jamba Juice: Mmm good
smoothies. Great in-store vibe! But
no Milwaukee? Boo.

Honda CRV
Four Hundred And Fifty Bucks
Until I own you

@facebook.com
Facebook says it's not email
It's messages, oh.

My face to business
Is highland65 dot com,
Twitter and blog too.

Virgin you delight
All your little brand touches
Make me want to fly!

Just realized that I cannot count

This is for #brandHaiku

Every single #brandhaiku
A Theory, Explanation or an Example
Setting stones for the conversations!

Start email with
Dear Very Valued Customer
Don't count on reply

Verizon Wireless
A Mi-Fi and an iPad
Are not an iPhone

Starbucks Coffee
An expensive indulgence
A cheap mental fuel.

Dreams of moldy fruit
White strawberries all over
Shop Giant Eagle

Jay - thanks again for participating. Loved your original and alternate haikus. I also love the fact that you've spawned a whole other set of brand haikus in your comments. I'm in awe of the creativity.

@aaronstrout

Thank you Microsoft
For not pricing like Apple
Afford my gadgets

AT&T Jerk-
“This call may be recorded.”
Don’t make me call twice

Oh, Dunkin Donuts!
Your goodness kisses my lips
And clings to my thighs

Social Media
Geeks having a lot of fun
Thank you for sharing

Something smells fishy
About this new Tea Party...
Please don't invite me.

My Halloween rocked
Thanks to ThinkGeek (once again)
Beam me up, Scotty!

My fickle Starbucks
Free wifi camouflages
Your too burnt coffee

Thirty seconds or
seventeen syllables - brand
your product quickly.

It's the real thing, Coke -
The Pepsi generation -
haiku branding works.